Dead Sexy

This afternoon a good friend of mine invited me to join a facebook group in honour of some really hot people who have crossed the great divide, and I found myself inexplicably drawn to one of the men in the pictures. There was something in his gaze that made me feel all warm and gooey inside. Something hot.

This is the picture:


Do you know who this hunk is?

Yes, that’s right, it’s JOSEPH FUCKING STALIN!

 Do you think he would be the dominant type in bed too?


How did I overlook the fact he was so hot through all my years poring over dusty history books at school? How can a single photograph like this make me want to explain away years of political oppression and genocide? Am I sick in the head?

He is so hot though. As someone eloquently put it, he can oppress my Kulaks anyday.

Here are some other deceased historical hotties for your viewing pleasure:


This one above is the illustrious Karl Marx. What a fitty. Look at the idealistic sparkle in his eyes. Don’t you just want to get him all caught up in revolutions under your duvet? It is more socially acceptable to have a crush on Marx, and he would possibly make a more considerate lover than Stalin.


Now, this Carl Barat lookalike here is the very talented Dante Gabriel Rossetti. He is the more metrosexual of my selection, but looking into the boundless ocean of his eyes one might feel like one has been transported into the idylic, romantic world of a Pre-Raphaelite painting.

Still, I can’t get Joe Stallion (oops, I mean Stalin!)out of my head. What a dangerous man.

8 Responses to “Dead Sexy”

  1. 1 Lala August 26, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Yep, it’s a fact that Stalin was hot as hell. I’m a socialist myself, and while I don’t agree with his policies (I prefer Trotsky on that respect) I think Joe was a total hunk. If I lived back then I would do him and oppose his government at the same time! BTW, if you’re looking for communist hotties, Che Guevara tops the list! GOSH, was he hot. And Friedrich Engels was even more sexy than Marx when he was young!

    • 2 Professional Housegirlfriend August 26, 2009 at 11:54 pm

      Ah yes, Che is another fave of mine… I don’t know if you are on Facebook, but if you are, perhaps you should search for the group ‘They were fit, but now they’re dead. For pity!’. Never fails to make me laugh. And SERIOUS eye candy too. Who’d ever think the World’s gene pool would allow for so many outstanding examples of beauty and talent. For pity indeed!

    • 3 Anonymous February 28, 2012 at 12:51 am

      I love Joesph Stalin now he was such a cuttie when he was young I would have married him

  2. 4 Lala August 27, 2009 at 2:31 am

    I joined it now, thanks! I love the comments for Jossy here:
    hahaha! I want to be your master 😛

  3. 5 Anonymous October 1, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    you ppl are so fucked up lol what is this site? get a life.

  4. 6 tajiki jackass December 11, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    this is disturbing even more than matthew mcconaughey in failure to launch what the hell is wrong with this site it is sad and perverted these are some of the wierdest festishs i have ever seen

  5. 7 Anonymous June 28, 2011 at 3:37 am

    Che and Stalin are both my favorites. God, they are so sexy. They were both powerful, I think that’s part of it.

  1. 1 Gagging for Stalin « The Observations of a Confused Young Woman Trackback on March 29, 2008 at 10:37 am

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