This afternoon a good friend of mine invited me to join a facebook group in honour of some really hot people who have crossed the great divide, and I found myself inexplicably drawn to one of the men in the pictures. There was something in his gaze that made me feel all warm and gooey inside. Something hot.
Do you know who this hunk is?
Yes, that’s right, it’s JOSEPH FUCKING STALIN!
Do you think he would be the dominant type in bed too?
OH MY GOSH I HAVE A CRUSH ON AN EVIL DICTATOR!
How did I overlook the fact he was so hot through all my years poring over dusty history books at school? How can a single photograph like this make me want to explain away years of political oppression and genocide? Am I sick in the head?
He is so hot though. As someone eloquently put it, he can oppress my Kulaks anyday.
Here are some other deceased historical hotties for your viewing pleasure:
This one above is the illustrious Karl Marx. What a fitty. Look at the idealistic sparkle in his eyes. Don’t you just want to get him all caught up in revolutions under your duvet? It is more socially acceptable to have a crush on Marx, and he would possibly make a more considerate lover than Stalin.
Now, this Carl Barat lookalike here is the very talented Dante Gabriel Rossetti. He is the more metrosexual of my selection, but looking into the boundless ocean of his eyes one might feel like one has been transported into the idylic, romantic world of a Pre-Raphaelite painting.
Still, I can’t get Joe Stallion (oops, I mean Stalin!)out of my head. What a dangerous man.
